Lessons From the Slush Pile: The Heartbreak of Mediocrity

by Dan Stout in


 

I recently did a stint as a slush reader for a small online magazine. For the uninitiated, 'slush' refers to the great pile of unsolicited manuscripts that pile up at any kind of publication. All writers -- especially of fiction -- will spend some time wallowing in the slush pile in the course of their career. 

I had heard that reading slush is excellent training for writers, and I found this to be absolutely true. There were lots of things I leaned, some of which I'll break into a separate post. Going into the job, I expected to see some pretty bad stories, and hoped to find some gems. I came across both of those, but the thing that stuck with me most was the agonizing heartbreak of the stories that were just okay.

The Tor Slushpile. Photo by Cory Doctorow

The Tor Slushpile. Photo by Cory Doctorow

The bad stories, the ones that didn't have a chance, didn't bother me. They were easy to identify, they were no-brainers to cross off the list, and frankly, there weren't that many of them. Even rarer were the great stories. They leapt off the page, and sizzled with life even as I read them. Those too were no-brainers, and quickly got passed along the editorial chain.

The vast majority of the submissions I saw were the stories that I found most frustrating: the ones that were almost good enough. The ones that need a little more effort, more revisions, more focus, or just.... something to put them over the edge. I didn't anticipate how many stories would come through the doors almost ready for prime time. I also didn't anticipate the way they would fill me with rage. 

I wanted to grab hold of the authors and shake them, to yell, "Just write another draft, for Chissakes! Make it better! I'm on your side!"

But I couldn't do that. And even if I could, how many of them would listen? 

I say this a writer who has produced my fair share of 'just okay'. And this is the greatest lesson I took from the slush pile, that as writers we can always push ourselves to get our work to the next plateau. Often we're so very close to a stronger piece when we give in to complacency, but it's that rallying effort that sets apart those pieces that truly stay with the audience. We owe ourselves that effort. But we also owe the readers and -- yes -- we owe it to the editors, too.

Slush readers aren't in it for the thrill of rejecting writers. They sure as hell aren't in it for the (non-existent) money. They do what they do because they love stories. They love to see words come together and be moved by them. They want to find great stories. And when we authors fail to deliver the goods, we break their hearts. 

So revise. Re-write. Push your prose to the next level. Find a way to tell a story that will stay with your readers days, weeks, hell years after they've put it down. 

photo credit: gruntzooki via photopin cc
I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Read "The Bulldog Ant is Not a Team Player" for Free!

by Dan Stout in


I'm happy to say that my short story "The Bulldog Ant is Not a Team Player" is available to read for free over at the Plan B website. The audio podcast, featuring my story as read by Darusha Wehm, is available as well.

Please check it out and let me know if you like it! And if you get a chance, look over some of the other great stories available on Plan B, and consider picking up one of their anthologies-- they're a great market and deserve the support.



I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Pumpkin Challenge Week 5 (late edition)

by Dan Stout


A week late and pilfered by squirrels, but our Ogre still makes his appearance...

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This week got a late start, though we did get to carve out a fun Ogre. Foster Kid and I ran into a couple issues with the pumpkin, but we still had a good time.

Happy Ogre with a healthy number of horns.

Happy Ogre with a healthy number of horns.

Sad Ogre with stolen horn.

Sad Ogre with stolen horn.

 

First, the walls were surprisingly thin, which made our plan to use the deformed shape of the pumpkin much harder to implement.

 

Secondly, our clever, clever plan to use pumpkin stems as the Ogre's horns was stymied when squirrels ran off with the fresher of the two stems.

 

Foster Kid helped scrape everything down and suggested the stones in the eyes. He picked out and placed the stones in the eye. One quartz and one "just a plain rock".   

 

The Orange Ogre looks a bit better in person than the photos show. The horns really were a good idea. Too bad Rocket J. Squirrel made off with one. 

Next pumpkin I think we'll go a little simpler so that we can wrap one up and feel like we really finished one off well.  

 

I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Bonus Skull

by Dan Stout


We were a bit bored while watching a movie, so we took the enormous pumpkin from week 4 and carved a skull into its backside.

Our Foster-Kid-Who-Mustn't-Be-On-Social-Media did most of the work on the jaw/mouth, and laid out the overall pattern.  Learned that we're okay to be more aggressive next time with the amount of material we remove,  and we should remember to drop a candle in before we call it done-- it can be hard to predict how the pumpkin will take to the light.  For example, the cracks in the temples didn't show up as much as we'd hoped.

Fun way to spend the evening and a good warm-up for this week's yet to be determined challenge.

PS: the weird marks by the left eye socket are the wounds from where a squirrel tried to make a snack of our pumpkin. We tried to incorporate them a bit into the design, though you couldn't tell in the lighted version.

Next step will be to make it look sharper in daylight!


I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Pumpkin Challenge Week 4

by Dan Stout


This week we took a stencil and then modified it to give our own styling.

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He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and I drove out to a farmers' market and picked an awfully large pumpkin, along with some smaller decorative gourds. 

We found a stencil based loosely on a Halloween movie poster, then tweaked it to meet the size/shape considerations of our pumpkin.  It was good practice, and really got him thinking about the idea that you're not beholden to the directions, as long as your end product keeps to the spirit of the original plan. 

We also got to make small gourd faces, and what could be more fun than that?

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I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Getting Ready to do Re-Writes...

by Dan Stout


...and I found some inspiration from Amina Gautier's article in the Glimmer Train bulletin.

Revision is the kick in the pants that propels the writer out of complacence, jars him from the euphoria that tends to come when he thinks he’s completed something. Revision is the inevitable and necessary faceoff between one’s lazy writer self who defends the good enough draft, “This sentence/passage/description/scene/character is fine the way it is” and one’s higher writing self who argues, “Yes, it’s good enough and it says what I want, but does it say it in the right way? Does it say it in the best way?”
— Amina Gautier

Check out the original bulletin here.

I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Week 3: The Shaded Stencil

by Dan Stout


Pumpkin Challenge Week 3

Tried to do this one on a weeknight, and ran into bed-time issues, both for FosterKid and myself. 

This one actually looks better in the light, rather than with the candle burning. I think we didn't shave deep enough in order to get the shading variation we were going for.  But hey, it's not a real Challenge if there isn't a little failure along the way, right?

It was still fun, and we're looking forward to next week.


I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Pumpkin Challenge Week 2

by Dan Stout


The Simple Stencil

Pumpkin Challenge Round 2

Pumpkin Challenge Round 2

The foster kid & I took our second stab at a pumpkin, trying out a stencil we found online.  The Walking Dead zombie stencil from PinkRayGun.com did admirably for us.

Although it's not visible in the picture, I picked up a pumpkin with a great stem, lots of trailing strands, etc.  To get around damaging it, we went in from the back. using some dowl rods to hold the panel in place. 

  

  

Next week:  The Shaded Stencil

Breaking News

Update on Week 1:  Squirrels ate part of our first Jack's face, so now he's got a little more character.  Sort of like an old time movie actor snarling out of the side of his mouth. I like it.

Eehh... You kids get outta here, see? We don't DO trick or treat in this neighborhood, see?

Eehh... You kids get outta here, see? We don't DO trick or treat in this neighborhood, see?

I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Pumpkin Challenge Week 1

by Dan Stout


The Classic Jack

Our household is embarking on a bold journey into seasonal decoration by declaring this the year of the Pumpkin Challenge.  Every week from now until Halloween,  we will decorate, carve, or otherwise fancy-up a perfectly good pumpkin. The first week: the classic free-hand Jack O'Lantern.

For this project I was closely assisted by our foster child. (There are a number of regulations involved in foster care. One of them is no social media images or names for foster kids. This rule will be respected here.)

So anyway, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and I did a tag team on the layout and actual carving. His main concern was that it "look evil".  Mission accomplished, in an age-appropriate sort of way.

In Process

In Process

The goal is to kick up the complexity every week and see where we end up by the big holiday.

Next week, the Simple Stencil. 

I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.

Pumpkin Challenge 2014

by Dan Stout


Eight Pumpkins in Eight Weeks

Every year I am filled to the brim with intentions to do cool pumpkin carvings. And every year I end up with a single, moldering, uncarved pumpkin sitting in my backyard, sinking in on itself as its blank orange face mocks my lack of follow-through.

Well, THIS YEAR is going to be different.  With the help of our newest foster-family member, we are going to be lighting up the orange and black to celebrate the season.

A pumpkin a week from now until Halloween, each one more complicated than the last until we culminate an in unholy gorey gourd of terror the likes of which has never been seen!  (Or, until we screw one up, whichever comes first.)

Stay tuned, people. It's gonna get pulpy in here....

I'm Dan Stout, a joyfully collaborative storyteller who loves rocket ships, dinosaurs, and monsters that skulk through shadows.